You know that a writer’s in real trouble when they resort to writing about writing. And# when they start running creative writing courses you know then that they are really deep in the smelly brown stuff !”
# Can I start a sentence with an “and”. Of course, ‘cos it’s my “torts”!
# What’s the difference between a writer and a family pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four…or one starving writer munching on a carrot in his garret.